Nar Ho Na Niraash Karo Man Ko…

Naakaami, hataasha, maayoosi, krodh kuch aisi bhavnaayein hain jo gahe bagahe aksar humein dukhi karti rehti hain. Par inse nikalne ke liye idhar udhar bhatakne ke bajay agar apne antarman mein jhakein to wahin se ek umeed ki roshani jhalak sakti hai. Main to har baar aise chanon mein apne paas hi lauta hoon aur yahi mehsoos kiya hai ki aatma bal (self motivating force) hi sabse bada bal hai yani aapne aap ko sahara aap apni andruni shakti ko jaga ke hi de sakte hain. Kehte hain ki uparwala usi ke sath deta hai jise apne aap pe bharosa hai.

Aakhir Iqbal ne yun hi to nahin kaha..

Khudi ko kar buland itna ki har taqdeer se phehle
Khuda bande se khud pucche ki bata teri raza kya hai.

Aur is kavita mein Gupt ji bhi kehte hain
Akhileshwar hai avlamban ko
Nar ho naa nirash karo man ko
Bachpan mein pitaajee utsaah badhaane ke liye isi kavita ki panktiyan sunaate the. Aur aaj bhi mujhe jab lagtaa hai main bekaar hi apna samay nasht (waste) kar raha hoon to is kavita ki panktiyan gunguna kar khud mein ek nayi aasha ka sanchaar karne ka prayaas karta hoon…

Kuch kaam karo, Kuch kaam karo
Jag mein rah kar kuch naam karo

Yeh janma hua kis arth aho
Samjho jismein yeh vyartha na ho
Kuch to upyukta karo tan ko
Nar ho naa nirash karo man ko

Sambhlo ki suyog naa jaye chala
Kab vyartha hua sadupaay bhala
Samjho jag ko na nira sapna
Path aap prashast karo apna
Akhileshwar hai avlamban ko
Nar ho naa nirash karo man ko

Jab prapta tumhein sab tatwa yahan
Phir ja sakta hai satwa kahan
Tum swatwa sudha ras paan karo
Uthke amaratva vidhaan karo
Davroop raho bhav kaanan ko
Nar ho na nirash karo man ko

Nij gaurav ka nit gyan rahe
Hum bhi kuch hain ye dhyaan rahe
Sab jaye abhi par maan rahe
Marnottar gunjit gaan rahe
Kuch ho na tajo nij saadhan ko
Nar ho na nirash karo man ko

Maithili Sharan Gupt
Maithilisharan Gupt (1886-1965) was one of the most famous modern Hindi poets. He was designated as the National Poet by the first government of the independent India.

Photograpgy At Temples is Right Aur Wrong!!!

Actually i was on a holiday from 31Dec to 3rd Jan. We are on a trip of Mathura &Vrindavan. In our group there are five persons. Out of five one guy is focusing more on taking photos inside the temple. First he takes the photos then after start his prayers. This disappointing me very much.I think photography should not done on holy places. This creates disturbance in prayer and devotion.

So i want to discuss this with all of you. Please reply with reason what is your perception regarding this. Correct me if i am wrong.

Resignation letter of Software Engineer

A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an
Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side on a critical
project. It had the subject – “TaTa – Bye Bye“. With the worst premonition
he opened the mail and read the content with trembling hands:-

Dear Sir,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you, but I’m leaving the job. The offer was too lucrative and attractive for me to turn down. I had to abscond because I wanted to avoid a scene with the HR and you. I am sorry but I had no choice.

The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out of which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence I am sure there is no need to worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have been working upon, have been completed halfway. I am sure the new person who would replace me would not understand what all I had done so far. Hence, for his and your convenience, I have taken care to remove all the work that I had been doing this far for nearly 3 months now. I am sure you will appreciate my insight and “big heart”.

I am of course retaining the Originals that I had retrieved for the purpose of Passport verification with me, considering it as a parting gift from you. Of course, I will not pay the bond amount that I owe the company (since I Am breaking the bond). But I will consider this as a parting gift from our Dear company. I moving out of town since the new company is situated in another City.

Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will not be able to get in touch with me, to congratulate me. But I know your blessings are always with me. Last but not the least. I also have the Rs 12000 entrusted to me by our company’s cultural events group, for the upcoming movie event. I am sure you would have wanted me to keep it with myself as an added bonus from our company. I respect you very much, hence your wish is my command.

Don’t worry sir. I am 2 years experienced now, learning so much from your company. So I will surely use this knowledge to write better programs for the new company. Someday I’m sure we will meet sometime in the future. If you wish, I will surely be glad to give my employee reference for you to apply for a job in the new company which I am joining.

Your faithful employee,
S. W. Engineer

And the Best Part
At the bottom of the page were the letters “PS”. Hands still trembling, the Boss read:
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PS: Dearest Boss, none of the above is true. I’m am still busy working at client side. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my “Request to reconsider my Salary Appraisal” attached with this mail. Please approve it and call when it is safe for me to come to our Office to discuss this.

My respect and Best Regards to you!

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Thanks & regards,

XXXXYYYYYZZZZZZ

SHAYARI

UsKe Bin Chup Chup Rehna Ab Achcha Lagta Hai,
Khamoshi Se Ek Dard Ko Sehna Achcha Lagta Hai,

Jis Hasti Ki Yaad Mein Aansoo Baraste Hai,
Samane UsKe Kuch Na Kehna Achcha Lagta Hai,

MilKar UsSe Bhichad Na Jaoon Darta Rehta Hoon,
IsLiye Bas Door Hi Rehna Achcha Lagta Hai,

Jee Chahe Saari Khushiya LeKar UsKo De doon,
UsKe Pyar Mein Sab Kuch Khona Achcha Lagta Hai,

UsKa Milna Na Milna Qismat Ki Baat Hai,
Pal Pal UsKi Yaad mein Rona Achcha Lagta Hai,

UsKe Bina Saari Khushiya Aajab lagti Hai,
Ro Ro Kar UsKi Yaad Mein Sona Achcha Lagta Hai,

HamSe Mohabbato Ki Numayaish Na Ho Saki,
Bas itna Jaante Hai Ki unhey Chahte rehna achcha lagta hai..!!!

BEST INTERVIEW!!

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication
engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.

Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had
never heard of this college before!

Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an
admission into it ..
What happened is – due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in
12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college.
But my father said (I prefer to call him ‘baap’) – “I can not
invest so much of money”.(The baap actually said – “I
will never waste so much of money on you”). So I had to join this
college. Frankly speaking this name – BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most
be
related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya.

Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete
your engineering.

Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But
you know, these cricket matches and football
world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate.
So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took
4 + 2 = 7 years.

Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.

Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I
will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good,
thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot. I think
they should ban it.

Interviewer: Good to know that you want cricket matches to be
banned.

Candidate: No, no… I am talking about Exams!!

Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?

Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never
thought I would complete it. In fact, when i
flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus
corporation in Maharashtra ) through some relative.

Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher study?

Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing ‘lower’
education itself was so much of pain!!

Interviewer: Let’s talk about technical stuff. On which platforms
have you worked?

Candidate: Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my
current platform. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform
then. As you can see I have
experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in
Mumbai)

Interviewer: And which languages have you used?

Candidate: Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet
in German, French, Russian and many other languages.

Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?

Candidate: It is a common sense – C comes after B. So VC is a
higher version than VB. I heard very soon they
are coming up with a new language VD!

Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?

Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess, this is the
language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.
Interviewer: What is your general project experience?

Candidate: My general experience about projects is – most of th! e
times they are in pipeline!

Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?

Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata InfoTech ltd.
Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining
BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows.

Interviewer: Do you have any project management experience?

Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn’t be difficult. I know
Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to
dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And
very important – I know few words like -
‘Showstoppers ‘ , ‘hotfixes’,
‘SEI-CMM’,'quality’,'versioncontrol’,'deadlines’ , ‘Customer
Satisfaction’ etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!

Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?

Candidate: Not much.
1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand.
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not
have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear
t-shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so
as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.
6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term
preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer
US, Australia and Europe . But considering the fact that there is Olympics
coming up in
China in the current year, I don’t mind
going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and don’t
have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?

Interviewer: he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our
organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to
INFOSYS.

The fellow was appointed in a newly created section ‘Stress Management’ in
the HRD of Infosys.

Dr. Kumar Vishwas Pagli ladki…..

Amawas ki kaali raaton mein dil ka darwaja khulta hai,

Jab dard ki pyaali raaton mein gum ansoon ke sang hote hain,

Jab pichwade ke kamre mein hum nipat akele hote hain,

Jab ghadiyan tik-tik chalti hain, sab sote hain, hum rote hain,

Jab baar baar dohrane se saari yaadein chuk jaati hain,

Jab unch-neech samjhane mein mathe ki nas dukh jaati hain,

Tab ek pagli ladki ke bin jeena gaddari lagta hai,

Aur us pagli ladki ke bin marna bhi bhari lagta hai.

Jab pothe khali hote hain, jab har sawali hote hain,

Jab gazlen raas nahin aatin, afsane gaali hote hain.

Jab baasi feeki dhoop sametein din jaldi dhal jaata hai,

Jab suraj ka laskhar chhat se galiyon mein der se jaata hai,

Jab jaldi ghar jaane ki ichha mann hi mann ghut jaati hai,

Jab college se ghar laane waali pahli bus chhut jaati hai,

Jab beman se khaana khaane par maa gussa ho jaati hai,

Jab lakh mana karne par bhi paaro padhne aa jaati hai,

Jab apna manchaha har kaam koi lachari lagta hai,

Tab ek pagli ladki ke bin jeena gaddari lagta hai,

Aur us pagli ladki ke bin marna bhi bhari lagta hai.

Jab kamre mein sannate ki awaj sunai deti hai,

Jab darpan mein aankhon ke neeche jhai dikhai deti hai,

Jab badki bhabhi kahti hain, kuchh sehat ka bhi dhyan karo,

Kya likhte ho lalla dinbhar, kuchh sapnon ka bhi samman karo,

Jab baba waali baithak mein kuchh rishte waale aate hain,

Jab baba humein bulate hain, hum jaate hain, ghabrate hain,

Jab saari pahne ek ladki ka ek photo laya jaata hai,

Jab bhabhi humein manati hain, photo dikhlaya jaata hai,

Jab saare ghar ka samjhana humko fankari lagta hai,

Tab ek pagli ladki ke bin jeena gaddari lagta hai,

Aur us pagli ladki ke bin marna bhi bhari lagta hai.

Didi kahti hain us pagli ladki ki kuchh aukat nahin,

Uske dil mein bhaiya tere jaise pyare jasbat nahin,

Woh pagli ladki mere liye nau din bhooki rahti hai,

Chup-chup saare vrat karti hai, par mujhse kabhi na kahti hai,

Jo pagli ladki kahti hai, main pyar tumhi se karti hoon,

Lekin mein hoon majboor bahut, amma-baba se darti hoon,

Us pagli ladki par apna kuchh adhikar nahin baba,

Yeh katha-kahani kisse hain, kuchh bhi to saar nahin baba,

Bas us pagli ladki ke sang jeena fulwari lagta hai,

Aur us pagli ladki ke bhin marna bhi bhari lagta hai

~ Dr Kumar Viswas

Movie Review-Roadside Romeo.

Yesterday i watch this movie on my PC. This is a hilarious movie.

It is a cartoon film dedicated to the life of dogs. The lead hero is Romeo(With voice of Saif). And her cute Laila(with voice of Karina) .  And also villain(Charlie Anna).

Actually in this film romeo is a pet dog of a big house. But when the owner of house get shifted to abroad they give Romio to his servant. And Servant Throw him on road. Then the story of Romio starts.  And i suggest you to watch it at least once.

You guys will have a good laugh after watching it.

My Rate: 4/5

 

 

How do you find the Second highest Salary?

This is the most common question asked in Interviews.

EMPLOYEE table has fields EMP_ID and SALARY how do you find the second highest salary?
Answer: We can write a sub-query to achieve the result

SELECT MAX(SALARY) FROM EMPLOYEE WHERE SALARY NOT IN (SELECT MAX(SALARY) FROM EMPLOYEE)

The first sub-query in the WHERE clause will return the MAX SALARY in the table, the main query SELECT’s the MAX SALARY from the results which doesn’t have the highest SALARY.

Shayari

Ye Masrufiyat aisi ki hamein bhula baithe,

Chirago ki roshni mein tumhe khojte hain.

Aye mere Mehtaab Tumhe kya pata.Is shehar ke har jarre mein teri yaad basi hai.

Tumhe ilm kab hoga ki tumhari is masgufiyon mein kisiki kayanat basi hai….

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